Picture a whimsical and slightly irreverent Christmas gathering in a snow-laden landscape, with a cheeky twist. At the center of the card, an exaggerated, comical rendition of an FBI badge—standing for "Festive Bureau of Investigation"—is boldly emblazoned, taking the form of a Christmas ornament, its shiny gold and red reflecting twinkling holiday lights. The snowy background is an amusing spectacle; snowflakes drift down in a variety of penis shapes, each one unique and delicately detailed, swirling like a festive snowstorm of giggles.

In the foreground, a group of cartoonishly dressed carolers, dressed in oversized, garishly colorful sweaters adorned with mismatched Christmas motifs, hold songbooks that seem to playfully burst with festive spirit. These jolly characters are singing beneath an archway of vibrant, oversized candy canes that frame the top of the scene. Across the candy canes is a cheeky banner, boldly stating: "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Bitches!" in glittery, unapologetically bold lettering that dances across the card, winking at the reader with its playful irreverence.

The name "Fuck Bois" is artfully integrated into the scene, spelled out in the wispy trails of clouds that curl across a cobalt sky, positioned just above the carolers’ heads, each letter trailing off like a puff of frost from a winter's breath. A tiny elf, with a mischievous grin, balances precariously on one of the candy canes, adjusting the banner's end as if caught in the act of ensuring it reads just right.

Nestled beneath this animated spectacle, a Victorian-style lamppost adorned with twinkling fairy lights illuminates the snowy path, casting a warm glow over an assortment of eclectic, gift-wrapped presents that spill open to reveal quirky toys—a nod to the playful chaos of the season. Spruce trees decorated with baubles and tinsel stand guard on either side, their branches sagging humorously under the weight of comically oversized ornaments, completing this delightfully offbeat Christmas tableau.

Generated with these themes: A fake FBI logo in the middle, snowflakes in the background shaped like penises, festive text that says Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Bitches!.

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