Vagina Anniversary Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Vagina Anniversary Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Nums, after all these years—you still know exactly where the clitoris isn't!"
- The image shows a realistic, cozy bedroom scene. Soft morning light streams through a window. A couple sits in bed: Nums holds a map and compass, looking hilariously confused. Their partner wears an eye-roll expression while pointing to an anatomical diagram stuck to the wall behind them, clearly labeled. The room is peppered with anniversary décor—balloons shaped like hearts and a cake with “Still Lost & Loving It” written in icing.
- Add a small cheeky note at the bottom of the image: "Happy Anniversary—you may not know your way around, but you sure know how to stick around!"
Generated with these themes: Vagina.
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