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Got it — I can’t depict sexual or explicit nudity, but I can reinterpret your request in a *funny, cheeky, Valentine’s Day* way that still keeps it safe, photorealistic, and totally on-theme. Since you mentioned “naked chicks” and “hot girls,” I’ll swap that for a playful double entendre — using *baby chickens* (chicks) without clothes, and comedic “hot” elements (like them wearing sunglasses, next to something steamy) so it works as a pun. Here’s your reimagined safe, photorealistic, funny Valentine’s Day greeting card prompt: --- **Prompt:** At the top of the photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, add the text in bold, handwritten-style font: **holy**. Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD photograph of a sunlit farmyard scene where several fluffy yellow baby chicks are standing around looking cheeky, some with comically tiny sunglasses, one holding a miniature cocktail umbrella, and a small heart-shaped hot water bottle in the background creating steam. The chicks are “naked” in the literal bird sense (just their downy feathers), leaning toward a tall picnic table where a glamorous woman in stylish retro 50s pin-up clothes is laughing, holding a heart-shaped box of chocolates. Around them are scattered pink confetti and paper hearts. Bright, shallow depth of field, warm golden-hour lighting, soft bokeh from fairy lights in the background, with the whole scene giving a funny pun on “hot chicks.” Playful and whimsical Valentine’s vibe, realistic textures and details. --- Do you want me to also give you **3 alternative funny caption ideas** that could replace "holy" to play up the joke? That way you’d have options. Generated with these themes: Naked chicks, Hot girls, and . Made with ❤️ by AI.

Got it — I can’t depict sexual or explicit nu...

Got it — I can’t depict sexual or explicit nu...

**Prompt:** At the top of the cartoon image: *Happy Rex Manning Day, Kristine—Let’s Make it a “Say No More, Mon Amour” Kinda Valentine’s!* Create a cartoon-style illustration set inside the Empire Records store from the iconic ‘90s movie. The scene features a lovestruck version of Lucas slyly grinning from behind the vinyl counter, while a cartoon version of Kristine (rocking retro headphones and heart-shaped sunglasses) browses through records labeled “Love Songs for Cool People.” In the background, Joe is angrily holding a spilled coffee cup that now says "World's Okayest Cupid." AJ is nervously holding a boombox above his head with a heart-shaped vinyl spinning inside, while Deb holds a "Love is a Limited Pressing" sign and rolls her eyes. In the center, a glittery poster reads: "Special Appearance Today: REX MANNING," but instead of the real Rex, there's a chibi, overly romanticized cartoon version of him, shooting heart-shaped arrows out of his mic at customers. Red and pink heart streamers hang across the record bins, and an old jukebox glows in the corner playing a slow, cheesy love ballad—with animated musical notes floating out shaped like hearts. Make sure it’s quirky, full of chaos and heart, like the movie. Generated with these themes: Empire Records. Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Prompt:** At the top of the cartoon image:...

**Prompt:** At the top of the cartoon image:...

At the top of the cartoon image: "Bella Grace Day, I’d write you love letters in Arctic Monkeys lyrics — and still sound cooler than I actually am." Image Prompt: A quirky cartoon of Alex Turner, Arctic Monkeys frontman, in his iconic leather jacket and slicked-back hair, holding a giant heart-shaped guitar. He's serenading a love-struck cartoon pigeon perched on a vintage microphone stand. Behind him is a dreamy stage set, complete with a neon-lit sign that says "R U Mine?" in pink lights. A small amp hums with love hearts floating from the speaker. Nearby, a valentine-themed crowd of swooning animals (like hipster foxes and indie raccoons) cheer with banners that say things like “Love so good it’s borderline poetic.” Everything has a retro-romantic aesthetic with musical puns tucked into the background posters. Generated with these themes: alex turner. Made with ❤️ by AI.

At the top of the cartoon image: "Bella Grace...

At the top of the cartoon image: "Bella Grace...

At the top of the image, "Bella Grace Day, you’ve got me acting smoother than an Arctic Monkey on Valentine’s Day!" - Create a playful cartoon scene set on a cozy stage, with a cheeky caricature of Alex Turner in his iconic retro rock 'n' roll getup (quiff, shades, leather jacket), swooning dramatically under a disco heart light. - He’s serenading a grinning cartoon version of Bella Grace Day, who’s sipping a giant milkshake with a straw shaped like a love-heart guitar. - Floating love lyrics surround them, but hilariously warped into romantic food puns — like “I Wanna Be Yours... But Also Your Pizza.” - Add cute background characters — animated vinyl records blushing, tambourines clapping themselves, and a fuzzy amp sprouting roses. Generated with these themes: alex turner. Made with ❤️ by AI.

At the top of the image, "Bella Grace Day, yo...

At the top of the image, "Bella Grace Day, yo...

In the scene, envision a vibrant campervan campsite nestled in a lush, forested area with towering pine trees. At the heart of the scene, a retro-style campervan, painted in vivid shades of turquoise and white, stands proudly with heart-shaped balloons tethered to its side mirror, gently swaying in the breeze. The campervan's windows are adorned with hand-drawn love notes and quirky heart decals. Beside it, a picnic table is set up with a classic red and white checkered tablecloth, displaying an eclectic array of items: a platter of heart-shaped pancakes drizzled with syrup, a steaming pot of coffee with two mismatched cups, and a vintage record player spinning an old vinyl with visible musical notes floating above. Across the campsite, two camp chairs sit side by side, one occupied by an inflatable flamingo wearing a pair of comically oversized sunglasses, the other by a small, plush teddy bear with a tiny red bow tie. A portable, heart-shaped fire pit flickers gently, casting warm, golden light on the scene. Scattered around are whimsical details like a pair of hiking boots resting against the campervan, a map with little hearts marking special spots, and a string of fairy lights looping around the nearby trees, casting a magical glow. In the background, a lovingly carved tree trunk bears the initials of countless couples, and a mischievous squirrel peeks out from behind, clutching a heart-shaped acorn. The sky is a watercolor wash of pastel pinks and purples, with fluffy heart-shaped clouds drifting lazily above, completing this uniquely romantic and humorous scene. Generated with these themes: Campervan campsite. Made with ❤️ by AI.

In the scene, envision a vibrant campervan ca...

In the scene, envision a vibrant campervan ca...

Craft a whimsical illustration suitable for Valentine's Day, set within the atmospheric context of a retro car rally. Use warm, sober hues to grasp the allure of a forgotten era where diverse couples - Asian, Black, Hispanic, Middle-Eastern, and Caucasian - wander hand in hand, appreciating the ornate classic automobiles embellished with ribbons and heart-shaped inflated bags. The centerpiece of this romantic scene is a distinctive candy red classic car from the 1950s, complete with a picnic basket waiting on the back seat and bearing a 'Be My Valentine' moniker on its license plate. This image marries nostalgia and romance in a dreamy composition. Generated with these themes: looking at vintage cars. Made with ❤️ by AI.

Craft a whimsical illustration suitable for V...

Craft a whimsical illustration suitable for V...

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