At the top of the image, "Chiquitin, you’ve survived X years of wedded bliss-teria – that's commitment... or a really good lawyer!"

– In the center of the image, depict a humorous cartoon wedding scene: a slightly frazzled cartoon bride and groom holding hands while wearing matching "Still Married!" sashes.

– The bride has wild hair, juggling a frying pan, remote control, and heart-shaped balloon, while the groom holds a giant to-do list that rolls across the floor and out of frame.

– They're standing in front of a chapel that’s leaning slightly like it’s tired, with confetti made of tiny "laundry" and "Netflix passwords" floating down.

– Add a cheeky little dog wearing a bowtie holding a "HELP" sign in its mouth.

Generated with these themes: Wedding.

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