At the top of the image, "Samantha, I’d pillage a thousand villages (and a few yarn shops) for another year of murderous love!"

- In the center of the illustration, show a hilariously chaotic scene of a Viking cat couple dressed in horned helmets and fur capes, lovingly locking eyes atop a flaming longship.

- The female cat has a small battle axe heart-engraved and wears a sash that says “Serial Slayer of Hearts.”

- Around them, terrified cartoon villagers flee with heart-shaped pillows, and tiny paw prints are left in trails of chocolate.

- One other sneaky Viking cat is gleefully stuffing goldfish into a stolen chalice while knocking over a goblet labeled “Romance Elixir.”

- The sea around them is swarming with rubber duckies wearing little helmets.

- At the bottom of the image, add: “Still crazy, still criminal, still claws-in-love after all these raids. Happy Anniversary!”

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