**Image Prompt:**

A hyper-realistic photograph of a romantic anniversary picnic set up in the lush gardens of Hardwick Hall, under a dramatic Derbyshire sky. A classic tartan picnic blanket is sprawled across perfectly manicured grass, loaded with an overly extravagant feast—three-tiered cake, fine cheeses, prosecco, and even silver cutlery—all slightly over the top for just two people. In the background, the stately grandeur of Hardwick Hall towers majestically, with a banner draped comically across one turret that reads: “Couples Who Picnic Extra Stay Together Extra Long!”

To add humour: In the foreground, the couple is caught mid-photo—one person (Fiancé) attempting to romantically feed the other a grape, but the grape hilariously bounces off their partner’s face. A cheeky squirrel nearby makes off with a wedge of cheese the size of its head, while a sign stuck in the grass reads: “Reserved for Classy People and Their Questionable Cheese Priorities.”

**Text at the top of the image:**

**"Happy Anniversary, Fiancé – You still bring the brie out in me!"**

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