Here’s the finished image prompt for your anniversary greeting card cover:

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**Image Prompt:**

A bright, funny, cartoon-style illustration with exaggerated proportions, thick outlines, and bold saturated colors. On the left stands a woman in an oversized, hooded blanket onesie (like an Oodie), colored red and covered in big white heart patterns. She has a modest, slightly smug expression, with her hands tucked into the onesie pocket. Above her head, in a chunky yellow speech bubble, are the words: **"THIS IS AS NAKED AS I'M PREPARED TO GET"** in playful, hand-lettered comic text.

On the right is a man in a giant grey hooded blanket onesie, decorated with bright red heart patterns. He has a comically excited wide-eyed grin, slightly leaning toward her, with his hands clasped together in gleeful anticipation. Above his head in a matching yellow speech bubble is the bold word: **"PHWOAR!"**

A small floating red heart is placed between them, symbolizing affection. Both are wearing cozy socks (hers red with white toes, his grey with red toes) and standing side-by-side against a clean white background for a bright, simple look.

Beneath the characters, in large, whimsical, hand-drawn lettering with a warm, affectionate feel, the text reads:

**"TO MY HOT WIFE ON OUR ANNIVERSARY!"**

The overall tone is light-hearted, cheeky, and warm — a perfect mix of romantic and silly — in a clean, modern cartoon aesthetic.

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Do you want me to also give you **three alternative cheeky captions** in case you want a variation for the bottom text? That could make your card even funnier.

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