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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, May 15, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, May 15, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Viking , Cats, Serial killers , and Coffee Anniversary Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Samantha, you pillaged my heart faster than a Viking cat on espresso... but at least you didn’t stab me (yet)!"
- The central illustration shows a hilariously intense scene: a fierce but adorable Viking cat, wearing a tiny horned helmet and wielding a double-headed axe, sitting atop a massive, overflowing mug of coffee as if it were a conquested treasure hoard.
- Beside the cat stands a burly, bearded Viking holding a heart-shaped shield, nervously sweating and holding a bouquet of knives and flowers labeled "Happy Anniversary."
- Hidden in the background are little references to infamous (but comically cartoonish) historical "serial killers," reimagined as sneaky cats with devious grins peeking from behind coffee pots and fjord rocks—clearly plotting caffeine-fueled mischief.
- A tiny love banner waves from the top of a catapult aimed at a giant heart-shaped cookie.
Generated with these themes: Viking , Cats, Serial killers , and Coffee.
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