At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, "Happy 15th Anniversary Andrea!"

At the bottom of the image, "Diagnosis: Hooked on you—House says it's chronic."

Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD, lifelike textures, rich depth of field. A deadpan-funny hospital exam room scene: a colossal, shaggy Bigfoot sits on the exam table, one enormous foot propped up and half-wrapped in a chunky, colorful crocheted sock that’s still in progress. Beside him, a scruffy, sharp-eyed diagnostician in a gray blazer over a T-shirt, stubble, and a cane leaned nearby—unmistakably House-like—casually crocheting the sock with an oversized hook, wearing the faintest smirk. Skeins of yarn (ruby, teal, cream) spill from a stainless medical tray; his cane gently corrals the yarn as if it’s part of the “treatment.” A crocheted heart and a tiny crocheted cane charm perch on a stool for a wry romantic wink. Clean modern equipment, frosted glass and blinds casting soft stripes; subtle chaos of yarn adds humor. Photorealistic camera look: 50mm lens feel, f/2.8, accurate soft clinical lighting with natural window fill, crisp focus on the hook, yarn, and Bigfoot’s toes, gentle background bokeh. Ample negative space at the top and bottom for the headline and punchline; text set in bold, clean white with a soft drop shadow to pop against the scene.

Generated with these themes: Crocheting, Big Foot, House MD, and .

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