At the top of the image, "Deneen, 30 years of wedded bliss... and still no refund or return policy!"

– In the center of the image, illustrate a cheerful, cartoon-style scene of a quirky couple sitting on a couch surrounded by comically large stacks of takeout containers, remote controls, and matching fuzzy slippers. One partner (possibly Deneen) holds a comically long marriage "receipt" that says “30 years, no exchanges,” while the other gleefully munches on popcorn, completely unbothered.

– The background should have framed photos on the wall depicting milestone memories, all illustrated in a whimsical style—first house (tiny crooked house), first pet (outrageously large cat), etc.

– Add little speech bubbles from random items (e.g. the cat muttering “They’re still at it, huh?” and the takeout bag whispering “Year 31’s gonna need soy sauce.”) for extra comedic effect.

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