At the top of the image, "Samantha, I’d pillage the fjords of Valhalla with you... even if your army’s just cats with axes and suspicious alibis!"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a hilariously chaotic Viking longship charging through cartoon stormy seas. Instead of fierce warriors, it’s crewed entirely by Viking cats—each wearing tiny horned helmets and fur capes. One is dramatically wielding a battle-axe that's twice its size, another is aggressively cuddling a fish, and a third is knitting a ‘Bloodthirsty and Snuggly’ banner.

- Hidden among the feline chaos, a darkly comic "wanted" poster nailed to the mast reads: “Serial Catnappers of the North: Last Seen in Midgard’s Yarn District.”

- The background includes a tiny pillaged village on fire, but rather than terrified villagers, there's just one grumpy chicken holding a surrender flag made from an oven mitt.

- At the bottom of the image, include: “Another year of love, laughter, and slightly suspicious Viking cat activity… Happy Anniversary!”

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