At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, "Happy Birthday, Adam — bring out your cake!"

At the bottom of the image, "We are the Knights who say 'CAKE!'"

A 4K ultra-realistic, camera-captured medieval countryside scene with dry British wit: a ragtag, dented-armor “knight” is “riding” an imaginary horse (feet on the ground mid-stride), a colorful party hat perched on his helmet and a string of bunting draped like a sash. Beside him, a scruffy squire in peasant garb cheerfully claps two coconut halves together for hoofbeats. In the foreground, a towering tiered birthday cake sits on a rustic handcart, iced with heraldic patterns; shrub-shaped candles and a tiny golden bejeweled orb candle with a delicate cross glow at the top. A fluffy white rabbit sits innocently near the cart, gazing at the cake. In the misty distance, a weathered stone castle crowns a low hill. Confetti drifts through soft overcast light, catching in puddles on a muddy path and glinting off scuffed armor.

Photographic specs and mood:

- Shot on a full-frame camera, 35mm lens, f/2.8, shallow depth of field; subjects crisply in focus, background castle tastefully blurred.

- Natural, diffused overcast lighting with gentle volumetric haze; rich, lifelike textures on metal, wool, leather, coconut fibers, and frosting.

- True-to-life color: muted greens and greys of the moor balanced by playful pops of confetti, candle flame, and bunting.

- Clean composition: knight and squire center-left, cake and rabbit foreground-right, castle background-left. No gore; playful, absurd Arthurian quest vibe.

- Text styling: top headline in bold medieval calligraphy-inspired lettering with a subtle parchment texture and soft drop shadow for readability; bottom punch-line in matching style, high contrast, clean and legible without covering key details.

Generated with these themes: Monty Python and the holy grail, , and .

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