At the top of the image, "AGENT HAWKINS, Your mission: infiltrate the janitor’s closet and mop up another year of top-secret birthdays!"

- The image depicts a hyper-realistic office hallway at night, dimly lit and quiet.

- AGENT HAWKINS (a suited individual wearing mirrored sunglasses and holding a classified folder labeled “TOP BIRTHDAY FILES”) is sneaking past a CINTAS delivery cart piled with industrial cleaning supplies.

- Behind him, a CIA office door is slightly ajar, revealing festive chaos inside—confetti flying, balloons shaped like surveillance cameras, and agents wearing party hats, typing on typewriters labeled “Cake Intel Analysis.”

- A giant janitorial “Caution: Wet Floor” sign leans next to a birthday cake that has clearly slid halfway across the floor.

- A mop stands proudly like a weapon of justice in AGENT HAWKINS' hand.

Add at the bottom of the image: “Another year older… time to clean up your secret past… or just the icing from that dossier cake.”

Generated with these themes: CENTRAL INTELLIGANCE AGENCY, and CINTAS CORPORATION.

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