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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Mon, Feb 9, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Mon, Feb 9, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Birthday celebration for a 40+ year old white man Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Fritz, you're not getting older—just marinating in dad jokes and barbecue sauce!"
– In the center of the image, illustrate a cartoon-style backyard birthday bash: Fritz, a cheerful 40-something white man with a dad-bod and a proud beer belly, stands at a flaming grill in socks and sandals, wearing an apron that says “Grill Sergeant.” He’s flipping a giant steak with a spatula shaped like a trophy.
– Around him, guests laugh as a birthday cake on the table melts comically under a heat lamp labeled “Because you're HOT and old.”
– Balloons in the background spell out “Vintage 1983” and a lawn gnome nearby holds a sign that reads, “Send help… and ribs.”
Generated with these themes: birthday celebration for a 40+ year old white man.
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