Middle aged scotsman with brown scruffy short hair , Likes Cannabis, Slipknot, rants and swears but happy, and Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/17/2025
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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Estimated Delivery:
12/17/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Middle aged scotsman with brown scruffy short hair , Likes Cannabis, Slipknot, rants and swears but happy, and Birthday Card
Description
Dreamlike, Dali-inspired surreal birthday image in the Scottish Highlands: a middle‑aged Scottish man with brown scruffy short hair and a cheeky, joyful grin stands on a melting tartan island drifting above a misty loch. His kilt drips into the landscape like wax; he’s atop a guitar‑amp birthday cake, candles bending and oozing light. Bagpipes morph into a chrome microphone while black cables twist into impossible knots, forming a spiky halo above him. Gentle green smoke from a thistle-shaped party pipe unfurls into aurora clouds that subtly blossom into cannabis leaves and dissolve into the sky. The ground ripples like liquid whisky; standing stones stretch like soft clocks; a friendly, mask-like moon beams with soft spikes. Humor, warmth, and chaotic happiness radiate as comic starbursts and zigzags buzz around his laughing mouth (no text). Palette: thistle purple, deep emerald, whisky amber, lunar silver; ethereal lighting, melting forms, painterly detail, soft volumetric glow, full-bleed vertical composition. Small, hand-lettered caption at the bottom center, high contrast: “Highland and Highly Baked—have a knotty birthday!” No other text or logos.
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