**Image Prompt:**

At the top of the illustration image:

**"Arthur, You Magpie Legend—Still Kicking Off at 80!"**

An illustrated, comically exaggerated seaside birthday scene set along the iconic Whitley Bay coast with the Tynemouth Priory ruins in the background, bathed in golden evening light. Front and centre: Arthur—an 80-year-old with wild silver hair and a mischievous grin—is mid-slide tackling a giant birthday cake while wearing a full Newcastle United football kit. His party hat is skew-whiff and he's clutching a pint of frothy beer in one hand, while a seagull swoops overhead, trying to nick a Scotch egg from the cake.

To Arthur's left, a gang of cheeky cartoon seagulls are drinking mini single malt whiskies with pinky fingers out. To his right, a wooden beach hut painted black and white stripes flies a giant NUFC flag, with a "Wor 80th Toon Bash!" banner blowing in the breeze. A sandy, oversized beer barrel is repurposed as a birthday drum, surrounded by old mates in scarves chanting “Toon Toon, Birthday Loon!” One beach dog is wearing a foam hand shaped like a whisky bottle.

Above all, festive balloons spell out: "EIGHTY AND STILL DOWNING SINGLE MALTS LIKE A YOUNG MAGPIE!" in the clouds. The sea behind them is crashing with tiny toon-colored beach balls and floating kegs.

Generated with these themes: Newcastle United Football Club, Beer, Whitley Bay, Tynemouth, 80, and Single Malt Whisky.

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