Xenomorph, Birthday cake, Balloons, and Xenomorph druling over cake holding balloons with the words Stay away from my cake you BITCH! Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Xenomorph, Birthday cake, Balloons, and Xenomorph druling over cake holding balloons with the words Stay away from my cake you BITCH! Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "When you're cute, hungry, and a little homicidal… it's party time!"
- Create a highly realistic photograph-style image in a playful, cute mood.
- A small, cartoonishly adorable xenomorph with oversized glossy black eyes and a shiny, detailed exoskeleton stands on a kitchen table.
- The xenomorph is holding a bright bunch of helium balloons in one hand — neon pinks, purples, and yellows, some shaped like stars and cupcakes.
- With the other clawed hand, it's hovering protectively over a spectacularly decorated birthday cake — thick swirls of frosting, sprinkles, and alien green glaze dripping down the sides.
- The xenomorph is drooling visibly, its long tongue curling out towards the cake with a sparkle of sugar stuck to it.
- Confetti is scattered across the table and floor.
- In the background, blurred party decorations (streamers, party hats) add festive flair, with some comically stuck to the xenomorph's head ridges.
- At the bottom of the image, in a bold, cheeky font:
**"Stay away from my cake, you BITCH!"**
Generated with these themes: Xenomorph, Birthday cake, Balloons, and Xenomorph druling over cake holding balloons with the words Stay away from my cake you BITCH!.
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