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The lorax with dildos Birthday Card

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Estimated Delivery:

12/15/2025

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The lorax with dildos Birthday Card

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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10

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Estimated Delivery:

12/15/2025

Materials & Packing

  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

The lorax with dildos Birthday Card

Description

At the top of the image, "Hailey, the Dildorax speaks for the pleas-ures!"

- Create a whimsical, cartoon-style forest scene filled with brightly-colored, candy-striped trees shaped unmistakably like various humorous and exaggerated dildo designs, with textures that resemble truffula trees.

- Front and center, a quirky Lorax-inspired character—bushy yellow mustache, tiny round body, orange fur—is standing atop a sparkly hill, dramatically raising one silicone delight like a sacred staff.

- Behind him, cheeky forest critters (like giggling beavers, snickering owls with party hats) are frolicking amid a joyful landscape where everything feels playful and suggestively innocent.

- In the sky, balloon letters spell “Happy Birthday” and are suspiciously shaped like various adult toys with sparkles and confetti drifting all around.

- Add birthday cake slices, party horns, and streamers sneakily integrated into the background foliage—like mushrooms with lube labels, or candles suspiciously shaped.

- The whole tone is playful, campy, vibrant, and humorously risqué, aimed at adults who love their laughs extra naughty.

Generated with these themes: The lorax with dildos.

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