**Image Prompt:**

At the top of the illustration image, "Bryan, Your Guardian Angel Took a Day Off (and Look Who Showed Up)!"

A comically gothic, cartoon-style birthday scene featuring a group of grumpy, leather-clad dark angels with crooked halos, messy eyeliner, and tattered wings lounging on ominous clouds. One is blowing a half-deflated party balloon with a cigarette hanging from their lip, another is offering a burnt cupcake with a candle that won’t light. One particularly disinterested dark angel is holding a “Happy Birthday, I Guess” banner made of thorns and feathers. A sarcastic black cat with bat wings flies by dragging confetti like it’s the most boring task on earth. In the distance, a glowing door to "Heaven’s Office" is slammed shut with a post-it that says "Back in 15 – lol". The entire mood is deliciously grim, absurd, and playfully dramatic — a birthday party no one asked for, hosted by celestial rebels.

Generated with these themes: Dark angels.

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