Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD, photorealistic vertical portrait shot on a full-frame camera (50mm lens, f/1.8, ISO 200, 1/250): a towering Warhammer 40K Black Templar Space Marine in weathered black ceramite armor with white tabard, black Maltese cross insignias, purity seals and chained relics, looming in a vast gothic cathedral-hangar. Low-angle view for scale. In the foreground, his idling chainsword skewers a demolished birthday cake—lit candles still flickering, buttercream spattering the teeth (no blood, only frosting). A servo-skull hovers beside it in a tiny hazard-striped party hat, streamer curling, confetti drifting like ash. Volumetric god-rays slice through incense smoke; iron arches, aquilas, and stained glass in soft focus. Cinematic rim light, lifelike textures, micro-scratches and grime on armor, realistic reflections, rich depth of field, subtle film grain. Bolter slung, stance stoic yet darkly humorous. Small in-image caption along the lower third in distressed white gothic stencil text with slight grime: “Praise the Emperor—now pass the fucking birthday cake.”

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