Prompt:

Dreamlike, Dali-inspired Highlands in funny surreal tone: a middle‑aged Scotsman with brown hair, tartan kilt and scuffed boots, black heavy‑metal tee featuring an abstract nine‑pointed star emblem (no text, no logos). He’s mid‑rant with a comically intense expression, smoking a joint; the pale smoke curls upward, morphing into melting bagpipes that drip into the landscape and into floating “rant” clouds filled with doodled symbols only (no readable words). He stands on a floating tartan cliff above a mirror‑smooth loch; cliffs and thistles softly melt; nine looping guitar strings form a knotty halo above him. Around him, shaggy Highland cows and sheep in playful spike‑mask headgear headbang in slow motion; stone monoliths double as amplifiers; floating exclamation‑mark rocks orbit; subtle birthday cues with melting candles perched on bagpipe drones and stones. Ethereal, rim‑lit lighting with soft volumetric haze; painterly textures; rich tartan reds/greens, smoky violets, moon‑silver highlights. Cinematic wide‑angle, low–hero angle, crisp details, humorous and otherworldly.

Caption (small, hand‑lettered in the smoke, warm white):

“Have a high‑lander birthday—rant on and rock hard!”

Generated with these themes: Middle aged scotsman man with brown hair smoking a joint smoking a, Likes slipknot, rants a lot, and .

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