At the top of the image, "Oscar, not all heroes wear capes—some ski downhill with chickens, drive white GTIs to the gym, and call it ‘cardio!’"

- In the cartoon image, illustrate a hilariously chaotic snow-covered mountain scene.

- A cartoon Oscar, wearing oversized ski goggles and a gym vest, is skiing wildly down a slope on comically short skis.

- A clucking, panicked chicken is clinging to his back, wearing a matching tiny gym headband.

- Behind them, a pristine white Golf GTI is parked precariously on a ski lift platform with a dumbbell sticking out the window.

- Add cartoon snow flying in all directions, with absurd gym equipment (kettlebells, protein shakes, yoga mats) scattered on the slope.

- Make Oscar’s expression both terrified and thrilled, with the chicken's beak wide open in cartoon shock.

- Add little motion lines and a ridiculous speech bubble from the chicken: “We should’ve taken the car!”

Generated with these themes: Skiing, Chicken, White Golf GTI, and Gym.

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