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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Apr 10, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Apr 10, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph drooling over cake, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!" Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Deadpool brought balloons. The Xenomorph brought drool."
- Depict a realistic photograph-style image inside a dimly lit industrial kitchen or sci-fi corridor with grimy metal walls and steam hissing from pipes.
- Center stage: A large, intricately detailed blue-iced birthday cake sitting on a battered metal table, complete with glowing candles.
- Behind the table looms a terrifying, hyper-realistic Xenomorph — dripping saliva from its double jaws as it stares hungrily at the cake. Its glossy black carapace gleams ominously in the flickering light.
- Off to the side, Deadpool stands rigid, arms crossed with a single birthday balloon in hand, visibly disturbed, wearing a party hat slightly askew.
- Above the cake is a torn and hastily taped banner that reads in aggressive hand-scrawled font: “STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE YOU BITCH!”
- The overall mood is unsettling yet deadpan absurd, evoking a solemn birthday ruined by unexpected interstellar danger.
Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph drooling over cake, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!".
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