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Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Quantum Confetti Birthday Paradox
Description
Happy Birthday, son—may your day be as bold as a jiu-jitsu roll, as adventurous as a passport-stamped journey, and as warm as a labrador's wag with cats and cycling in the breeze. Here’s to a year filled with tasty meals, hero moments straight out of war films, and plenty of Arnold-style humor to keep things wonderfully absurd.
