At the top of the image, "Special Delivery for Matthew: One birthday parcel, slightly squashed, full of questionable life choices!"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a frazzled cartoon courier driver—think wild hair, one boot on, one off—hunched over a battered delivery van.

- The back of the van is bursting open, with colorful, half-wrapped birthday gifts flying out. One box is labeled “Dignity” with a "Fragile" sticker, another is a rubber chicken.

- Matthew stands at his front door in pajamas, holding a cup of tea, surprised to see a cake wearing a helmet flying at him.

- A birthday balloon floats away in the background, tagged “Better luck next year!”

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