At the top of the image, "Permission to get older, Marine – DENIED!"

– Show a hyper-realistic photograph of a grizzled space marine in full futuristic battle armor, helmet under one arm, standing heroically on the moon with a tiny birthday cake balanced precariously on the barrel of his plasma cannon.

– The marine's other hand is awkwardly trying to light a candle with a miniature blowtorch. Behind him, a distant planet looms large in the background, while balloons float absurdly in zero gravity.

– At the bottom of the image, add: "You're not aging… you're just levelling up through the galactic ranks!"

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