At the top of the image, "Dad, you’re the only guy who can rock a polo shirt, shout at 3 Toronto teams at once, and still drop pizza on it like a legend!"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a hilariously chaotic cartoon scene:

Dad is lounging on a couch in a slightly-too-tight, boldly patterned polo shirt, wildly cheering while holding a slice of pepperoni pizza that's flopping dangerously.

The TV shows a triple split-screen: the Toronto Raptors, Maple Leafs, and Blue Jays all playing at the same time—each one showing something ridiculous happening (like the puck turning into a meatball, the baseball getting smacked with a pepperoni bat, or the basketball wearing sunglasses).

Pizza boxes and Blue Jays caps are scattered across the room, and a confused cat is tangled in Raptors foam fingers.

- Add subtle background details like a birthday balloon with “#1 Sporty Saucy Dad” written on it, and a half-eaten birthday cake shaped like a stadium.

Generated with these themes: Pizza, Polo Shirt, Toronto Blue Jays, Toronto Raptors, and Toronto Maple Leafs.

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