Drunk drivers Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/22/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/22/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Drunk drivers Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "WARNING: Birthday Driving Under the Influence... of Cake and Prosecco!"
- In the center of the illustration, depict a hilarious cartoon scene of a tipsy sloth in party gear behind the wheel of a motorized shopping cart overflowing with balloons, streamers, and a half-eaten birthday cake sliding off the dashboard.
- The sloth wears oversized sunglasses and a birthday hat askew, holding a champagne flute in one paw and the steering wheel (barely) with the other.
- Around the vehicle, confused squirrels and a traffic cone shaped like a candle add to the chaos.
- The speedometer shows “Party Level: MAXED OUT” while disco lights swirl above the scene.
- Add at the bottom of the image: "Hope your birthday ride is wild, wobbly, and wonderfully irresponsible!"
Generated with these themes: drunk drivers.
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