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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Feb 13, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Feb 13, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Newcastle United Football Club, Beer, Whitley Bay, Tynemouth, 80, Single Malt Whisky, and Horse Racing Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Arthur, you've outpaced the nags, outdrunk the bar, and still can't remember if Newcastle ever won the league!"
- The cartoon scene features Arthur—an 80-year-old with a wild party hat, holding a giant pint of beer in one hand and a glass of single malt whisky in the other—riding a galloping horse up Whitley Bay beach.
- Behind him, there's a group of cartoon-style horses in football kits (black-and-white stripes like Newcastle United), racing along the sands with bewildered jockeys clutching chip wrappers and Geordie scarves.
- Tynemouth Castle is in the background, cheerfully transformed into a pub shaped like a whisky bottle, with seagulls wearing party hats flying out.
- A speech bubble from the horse reads: "Nee worries, Arthur – we'll gallop to the toon after one more pint!"
- The entire image bursts with cartoon fun, cheeky Geordie energy, and birthday mayhem.
Generated with these themes: Newcastle United Football Club, Beer, Whitley Bay, Tynemouth, 80, Single Malt Whisky, and Horse Racing.
Made with ❤️ by AI.
