At the top of the image, "Some birthdays are just too alien to celebrate..."

– The scene is a dark, moody room lit only by flickering candles and dim neon birthday lights. In the center stands a menacingly tall, hyper-realistic Xenomorph in a crumpled party hat, glistening with saliva as it looms hungrily over a table.

– On the table: a beautifully detailed blue-iced birthday cake with claw marks already dug into the side. The icing drips slightly in the soft candlelight.

– Standing to the side is Deadpool, arms folded, wearing a half-hearted birthday sash, expression grave behind his mask.

– Several colorful balloons float awkwardly in the air — one reads "Yay?" and another “Better luck next year!”

– Hanging askew above the table is a large tattered party banner that shouts in jagged red letters: "STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE YOU BITCH!"

– The entire composition is captured in the tone of a high-definition photograph, gritty realism meets absurd sci-fi horror birthday solemnity.

Generated with these themes: Deadpool , Big, scary Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying Stay away from the cake you BITCH!.

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