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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Tue, Mar 17, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Tue, Mar 17, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Deadpool , Big, scary Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying Stay away from the cake you BITCH! Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Some birthdays are just too alien to celebrate..."
– The scene is a dark, moody room lit only by flickering candles and dim neon birthday lights. In the center stands a menacingly tall, hyper-realistic Xenomorph in a crumpled party hat, glistening with saliva as it looms hungrily over a table.
– On the table: a beautifully detailed blue-iced birthday cake with claw marks already dug into the side. The icing drips slightly in the soft candlelight.
– Standing to the side is Deadpool, arms folded, wearing a half-hearted birthday sash, expression grave behind his mask.
– Several colorful balloons float awkwardly in the air — one reads "Yay?" and another “Better luck next year!”
– Hanging askew above the table is a large tattered party banner that shouts in jagged red letters: "STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE YOU BITCH!"
– The entire composition is captured in the tone of a high-definition photograph, gritty realism meets absurd sci-fi horror birthday solemnity.
Generated with these themes: Deadpool , Big, scary Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying Stay away from the cake you BITCH!.
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