At the top of the image, "Jake, you've officially leveled up to Warboss of the Switchhammer Clan – may your birthday be full of critical hits and dumplings!"

- In the center of the illustration, show a whimsical scene of a cottage pit (a cosy countryside pit-cottage hybrid) where miniature, overly dramatic Warhammer-style orcs are intensely battling over who gets the last Nintendo Switch controller.

- One orc is decked out in traditional Chinese silk robes and a rice hat, dual-wielding joy-cons like ancient scrolls of power.

- A small shrine in the corner displays sacred steamed buns stacked like relics, glowing faintly.

- Above them, a giant Switch floats, beaming divine light, while lanterns hang haphazardly from cottage rafters.

- In the background, rolling hills stretch beyond the pit cottage, dotted with confused villagers sipping tea, completely ignoring the epic chaos.

Generated with these themes: Warhammer, Switch, China, and Cottage pit.

Made with ❤️ by AI.