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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Mon, May 18, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Mon, May 18, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Algorithmic Birthday Chuckles
Description
Happy birthday to our veteran IT pro—uptime since 1986, not my first rodeo, and still the one who keeps us afloat on the Heavy Lift vessel. This emo, funny card is the perfect way to celebrate a coworker who fixes it all and brings a little extra cheer to the day.