At the top of the image, "Derek finally upgraded from mid-life crisis to beach treasure hunter!"

At the bottom of the image, "Hope your birthday turns up more than just bottle caps and seagull insults!"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a cartoon scene on a sunny beach: Derek, a middle-aged man in overly dramatic explorer gear (wide-brim hat, neon flip-flops, socks, and sunglasses the size of dinner plates), proudly sweeping the sand with a bizarre-looking homemade "stick detector" — a bent coat hanger taped to a broomstick.

- A puzzled child nearby holds an actual metal detector, raising an eyebrow, while a crab clutches Derek’s flip-flop in the background.

- Beachgoers glance over suspiciously as Derek pulls up odd "treasures" like a broken flip-flop, an old banana peel, and a rubber duck.

- Add lighthearted beach details like sun umbrellas, sunglasses-wearing seagulls, and a birthday cake melting on a towel.

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