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Another year older you are. Wrinkles you have earned. Offended you I have. A shit I do not give., and Birthday Card

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Earliest delivery (ordering now):

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Materials & Packing

  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Another year older you are. Wrinkles you have earned. Offended you I have. A shit I do not give., and Birthday Card

Description

At the top of the image, "Dad"

At the bottom of the image, "Another year older you are. Wrinkles you have earned. Offended you I have. A shit I do not give."

— In the center, illustrate a clean, flat-vector cartoon of a Yoda-like character wearing a party hat, perched on top of a giant birthday cake. The character holds a balloon in one hand and a sarcastic smirk on their face, while confetti rains down. The cake is decorated with candles shaped like question marks instead of numbers, and a few wrinkles are humorously drawn on Yoda’s forehead. The background is a bright, solid color with bold geometric shapes, keeping it crisp, modern, and funny.

Generated with these themes: Another year older you are. Wrinkles you have earned. Offended you I have. A shit I do not give., and .

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