Boring and Ugly Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/15/2025
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Estimated Delivery:
12/15/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Boring and Ugly Birthday Card
Description
The scene unfolds in a dreary and neglected backyard, where a drab, patchy lawn is populated by mismatched, faded plastic chairs, some of which have precariously balanced stacks of dusty garden gnomes. A rusty barbecue grill, which seems to have not seen a hotdog in decades, is tucked into a corner, with cobwebs forming an intricate network across its hood. At the center of this uninspiring tableau is a small, lackluster birthday cake, topped with a single, lopsided candle that seems ready to droop over at any moment. The cake, however, is humorously frosted with the words "Happy Birthday, JD" in an awkward, bright green icing, providing the only pop of color in this otherwise monochrome setting. The trees in the background are bare and twisted, almost comically so, with their branches tangling together to spell out "JD" in a spooky, natural calligraphy against a slate gray sky. Above, a couple of plump pigeons perch atop a dilapidated bird feeder, eyeing the scene with a mix of disinterest and expectation. A deflated balloon, trapped on a shrub, adds a final touch of hilariously pitiful celebration, while a lone garden hose, curled up like a defeated snake, rounds off this scene of birthday banality.
Generated with these themes: Boring and Ugly.
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