**Image Prompt (Illustration Style, Funny Mood):**

At the top of the illustration image:

**“Arthur, Yi divvent look a day owa 80 — must be the Single Malt Preservative!”**

An illustrated scene sprawled across the scenic North East coastline, blending iconic landmarks in a comical birthday fest. In the foreground, Arthur – a sprightly octogenarian wearing a party hat shaped like a pint glass – lounges on a giant wooden whisky barrel rolling down the hill from Spanish City toward Whitley Bay. He's double-fisting a foaming Newcastle Brown Ale in one hand and a dram of aged single malt in the other, with his wild birthday grin lit up by nearby seagulls delivering party balloons.

Behind him, Tynemouth Abbey has been cheekily transformed into an 80th birthday rave, where Roman centurions breakdance on the ruins, fuelled by party kegs. The Tyne Bridge looms above, strung with “80 & Ale-tastic” bunting and swinging pensioners doing the worm.

St. Mary’s Lighthouse shines not with light, but the golden glow of whisky, and beach-goers on Longsands clink novelty pint glasses as if raising a toast to Arthur. A friendly dog wears sunglasses and clutches a party horn in its teeth.

Beneath a slightly stormy northern sky, confetti flutters through the air, as a red party balloon sails past a disgruntled puffin on a bench reading “Too young to whisky responsibly!”

Generated with these themes: Newcastle, Beer, Whitley Bay, Tynemouth, 80, Single Malt Whisky, Tyne Bridge, St. Mary's Lighthouse, Tynemouth Abbey, and Spanish City.

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