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Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Quantum Confetti Birthday Catapult
Description
Send a birthday cheer to someone who fuels their days with Monster, loves the gym, and cracks up at the horn on a warehouse machine—the perfect blend of bold humor and warm heart. May their year be full of epic workouts, big laughs, and wonderfully absurd moments worth celebrating.
