At the top of the image, "Simon, may the Emperor forgive you... but we won't for turning a year older!"

- Depict a cartoon-style Warhammer 40k battlefield scene where a group of overly dramatic Space Marines are halting mid-battle to pop party poppers, holding a banner that says "Happy Birthday, Commander Simon!"

- One grumpy Ork in the background holds a smashed birthday cake muttering, "WAAAGH wasn’t invited?"

- A confused servitor holds balloons labeled “+1 Strength” and “-1 Youth”

- Simon’s cartoon avatar (with boss-like authority) stands on a pile of office papers, wielding a flaming birthday candle like a Power Sword, shouting, “FOR THE CAKE AND GLORY!”

Generated with these themes: Warhammer wishing the boss a happy birthday.

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