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Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Algorithmic Confetti Birthday Paradox
Description
Delightfully absurd birthday card for a granddaughter who loves Hazbin Hotel whimsy, Hamilton-style hustle, horse-riding thrills, and budgie chatter. Warm, playful, and utterly unique—it's the perfect birthday hug in a card.
