At the top of the image, "Guy, you've finally levelled up to Vintage – just like your wine and your Wi-Fi signal in Strathpeffer!"

– In the center of the image, illustrate a whimsical cartoon scene: a retro video game world (think pixelated Mario-style) set in a hilly, Scottish countryside resembling Strathpeffer.

– The "player" is Guy: a cartoon character with exaggerated grey streaks in his hair, holding a glass of red wine in one hand and a giant slice of birthday cake in the other, dodging pixelated falling corkscrews.

– His blond wife is beside him in classic Princess Peach-style attire, holding a spatula like a sword and a leash tied to two cheeky black Labradors with party hats on, dragging her enthusiastically toward a glowing checkpoint labeled “Next Birthday Boss”.

– Power-up icons floating above the game include: “Vintage Cake Slice,” “1980s Wi-Fi Router,” and “Wine Refill Bottle.”

– In the sky, pixel-style clouds form the number of Guy's new age with balloons tangled around them, as a tiny 8-bit sun wears sunglasses and smirks down approvingly.

Generated with these themes: Retro video games, strathpeffer, birthday cake, red wine, 2 black Labradors, blond wife.

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