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Wine, sleep, choir, and Birthday Card

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  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Wine, sleep, choir, and Birthday Card

Description

At the top of the Cartoon Style image, "Happy Birthday"

At the bottom of the image, "Wine o'clock, nap-thirty—choir, pipe the hell down."

Center scene (playful rude vibe): A goofy, oversized cartoon birthday star snoozing inside a gigantic goblet of red wine like it’s a comfy bed. They’re in a skewed party hat and a chunky sleep mask, hugging a wine bottle like a teddy bear, a little drool and floating “Zzz” letters drifting upward. Around the rim of the glass, a tiny chaotic choir in bright robes belts out off-key “LA LA LA” in bold speech bubbles, mouths comically huge, hymn books shaped like wine labels. A tiny conductor (a cork with a baton) waves frantically as musical notes clash with the floating “Zzz,” bouncing off with starbursts. Bright, saturated colors, thick black outlines, exaggerated proportions, confetti and grape balloons popping around, energetic poses and motion lines all over. Keep it bold, punchy, and cheekily rude.

Generated with these themes: Wine, sleep, choir, and .

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