At the top of the image, "Some birthdays are sacred... others need intervention."

- The image is a realistic photograph-style composition.

- In a dimly lit industrial corridor, with metallic walls streaked in rust and shadows looming in every corner, a highly detailed and intimidating Xenomorph towers over a pristine birthday cake perched on a folding table.

- The cake has rich, vibrant blue icing with a flickering candle shaped like the number "8" — strangely innocent amid the tension.

- The Xenomorph's mouth gapes, inner jaw protruding slightly, a long trail of drool glistening as it drips menacingly close to the icing.

- Deadpool stands between the cake and the Xenomorph, holding one katana defensively out in front of the cake, and pointing an accusing finger at the creature.

- Deadpool's body language is exasperated yet vigilant, mid-quip with visible attitude.

- A speech bubble comes from Deadpool's masked face with bold text:

**"Stay away from the cake, you BITCH!"**

- The lighting casts long shadows, creating a solemn, high-stakes tension, juxtaposed against the absurdity of the scenario.

- Subtle birthday decorations hang limply in the background, giving the space a sad, almost post-apocalyptic birthday feel.

- At the bottom of the image:

**"When cake is the last thing worth fighting for… Happy Birthday."**

Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph drooling over cake, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Deadpool warning Xenomorph, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!".

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