At the top of the image, "Another year older, another reason to keep the aliens away from the frosting."

- The image is a solemn, realistic photograph-style composition with moody lighting and muted colors.

- In the foreground, a meticulously detailed birthday cake sits untouched on a dimly lit table — blue icing slightly melting, one lone candle lit.

- Deadpool stands rigidly to one side, captured mid-shout, mouth visible under his mask yelling, “Stay away from the cake, you BITCH!” His expression (somehow readable) is intense yet mournfully determined.

- On the opposite side, a glistening, realistic Xenomorph crouches low, decked with a limp polka-dotted party hat tilted awkwardly atop its head, drooling as its gaze fixates longingly on the cake.

- Faded helium balloons hover in the background, one barely afloat, the rest slowly drooping.

- A few torn ribbons lie on the table — a failed celebration in progress, exuding uncomfortable quiet and dramatic tension.

At the bottom of the image, add: "Not all parties are safe… but some cakes are worth dying for."

Generated with these themes: Deadpool saying "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!", Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, and Birthday cake with blue icing.

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