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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Feb 6, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Feb 6, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Linkin Park, Dad Jokes, Dachshund, and Tranmere Rovers Football club Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Scott, you’ve officially hit the age where the only thing heavier than your riffs is your breath walking up the stairs!"
— The image is a realistic, humorous photograph: A dachshund wearing a tiny Tranmere Rovers football jersey, standing heroically on a miniature stage with dramatic lighting. Behind him is a mock concert backdrop styled like a Linkin Park gig, complete with tiny smoke machines and cardboard crowd cutouts holding signs like “Dads Rock Harder!” and “One Paw Closer to 50!”
— A slightly disheveled dad (meant to resemble Scott), wearing Tranmere Rovers socks, holds a toy microphone and dramatically lip-syncs into it while perched on a garden chair like he’s onstage. Next to him is a chalkboard with a pun written on it: “I tried so hard… to not make a dad joke… but in the end, it doesn’t even matter.”
— Background details include birthday balloons shaped like guitars and sausages, a tiny speaker blaring imaginary rock music, and party hats with band logos redesigned to look like dachshund faces.
Generated with these themes: Linkin Park, Dad Jokes, Dachshund, and Tranmere Rovers Football club .
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