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Newcastle United Football Club, Beer, Whitley Bay, Tynemouth, 80, Single Malt Whisky, and Horse Racing Birthday Card

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12/15/2025

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Newcastle United Football Club, Beer, Whitley Bay, Tynemouth, 80, Single Malt Whisky, and Horse Racing Birthday Card

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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10

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Estimated Delivery:

12/15/2025

Materials & Packing

  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Newcastle United Football Club, Beer, Whitley Bay, Tynemouth, 80, Single Malt Whisky, and Horse Racing Birthday Card

Description

**Image Prompt (Cartoon Style, Funny Mood):**

At the top of the cartoon image:

**"Arthur's 80th – Still Racing, Still Pacing... But Now Mostly for the Loo!"**

**Image Description:**

A colourful, cheeky cartoon scene bursting with humorous nods to Arthur’s passions. Picture this:

Arthur, an old but sprightly Geordie gent, decked out in full black-and-white Newcastle United kit (complete with a birthday badge that reads “80 Not Out!”), is riding a slightly wobbly racehorse down Whitley Bay beach. The horse wears beer goggles and has a comically confused expression as if it’s unsure whether it’s at the races or on holiday.

In one hand, Arthur waves a frothy pint of local craft beer (with “Tyne Ale” on the label), while in the other he balances a bottle of expensive Single Malt Whisky like a victory torch. His hair (what’s left of it) is flying in the sea breeze, and his socks have tiny horse heads and whisky barrels printed on them.

Seagulls circle overhead with miniature black-and-white scarves trailing behind them, one trying to steal Arthur’s beer. In the background, you can see St Mary's Lighthouse and the outline of Tynemouth Castle, both wearing party hats. One lighthouse window even has a tiny "Howay the Lads" flag waving proudly.

A disoriented crowd of cartoon pensioners cheer him on from deckchairs on the sand, all with racing betting slips, foam fingers, and Tyneside accents in their speech bubbles. One shouts, “Gerrin, Arthur lad – that whisky’s a front-runner!”

The scene is chaotic, hilarious, and loaded with Geordie charm.

Generated with these themes: Newcastle United Football Club, Beer, Whitley Bay, Tynemouth, 80, Single Malt Whisky, and Horse Racing.

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