At the top of the realistic photograph image, *“Happy Buffett-Day, Patrick — Floatin’, Not Adultin’ in the Florida Keys!”*

A sun-drenched, ultra-realistic photo of a bright yellow kayak bobbing in the turquoise waters of the Florida Keys. Patrick — a laid-back man in his late 40s with a cheeky grin — is reclining inside the kayak wearing a loud Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and oversized sunglasses. In one hand, he’s got a half-peeled coconut with a cocktail umbrella sticking out. In the other? A parrot perched comfortably like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Tied behind the kayak is a small floating cooler with the words “Cheeseburgers Only” scribbled on the lid, and a Jimmy Buffett CD is awkwardly strapped to a mini waterproof speaker playing near his bare feet. In the background, palm trees lean into the shot like nosy vacationers, while a comically disinterested manatee peeks out of the water like it’s judging the whole situation.

Sun blazing, sea sparkling — birthday paradise in true Buffett-style chaos.

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