**Prompt:**

A hyper-realistic, dimly lit photograph captures a surreal and solemn birthday moment in a gritty urban loft setting. At the center, a birthday cake with glossy blue icing sits slightly off-center on a weathered wooden table, wax candles flickering solemnly. To the right, a Xenomorph — slick, obsidian-black and towering — leans menacingly forward, drooling viscously as it eyes the cake. A sagging, slightly crushed pastel party hat sits absurdly on its ridged crown, adding a jarring touch of festivity. In the foreground, Deadpool stands with a deadpan expression, arm outstretched protectively in front of the cake, uttering sternly, “Stay away from the cake, you BITCH!” His voice caught mid-motion in a cinematic moment, muted in the still image. Sparse blue and silver balloons hover in the shadows, tethered and motionless, casting faint reflections on the scuffed concrete floor. The overall color palette is moody — desaturated with pops of blue and metallic — creating a quiet, ironic contrast between the tense standoff and the faint remnants of attempted celebration.

Generated with these themes: Deadpool saying "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!", Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, and Birthday cake with blue icing.

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