At the top of the image, "Peter, you’ve got more swing than a ponytailed tennis champ on espresso!"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a hilarious cartoon-style tennis match where Peter (a cheerful character with exaggeratedly long, flowing hair tied up in a dramatic topknot) is mid-swing with a tennis racket that’s comically tangled in his own hair.

- His opponent (a flustered tennis ball with eyes and a headband) is diving to escape the hair whip.

- Background shows a zany crowd of cheering tennis balls with tiny party hats.

- Add some balloons floating past the scoreboard, which reads: “Hair vs. Air — Match Point!”

- Bright, punchy colors and expressive cartoon faces throughout to emphasize the absurd, celebratory mood.

Generated with these themes: Tennis, and Long hair.

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