At the top of the image, "Simon, even the Emperor decrees—it's your birthday, so take a day off exterminating spreadsheets!"

– Depict a hyper-realistic photograph scene: a Warhammer 40K-style office battlefield. Towering Space Marines in full power armor awkwardly try to throw a birthday party—one's lighting candles on a cake with a plasma gun, another is wearing a tiny paper party hat over their helmet. Confetti litters the gritty metallic office. At the head of the break room table, "Simon" (an average middle-aged office manager) sits bewildered in a high-backed, ornate golden throne, clutching a mug labeled “World’s Okayest Boss” as a servo-skull presents a slice of cake on a tray. A Chaos marine can be seen peeking through a supply closet door suspiciously holding a balloon.

Generated with these themes: Warhammer wishing the boss a happy birthday.

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