At the top of the realistic photograph image: *“Marcin, it's your birthday — lock, load, and blow out those candles!”*

Realistic photograph of an elderly man dressed like an action hero (think oversized sunglasses, camo vest, bandolier of birthday candles instead of bullets) dramatically diving sideways in slow motion while dual-wielding two colorful toy water guns — one firing rainbow confetti, the other spraying whipped cream. Behind him, a hilariously over-decorated birthday cake explodes with sparklers, while shocked party guests (in party hats) duck for cover in exaggerated surprise. Balloons shaped like bullet casings float midair for added drama. The whole scene has the hyper-detailed crispness and lighting of a staged action movie photo shoot.

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